thisisshitty

Saturday, July 22, 2006

L picked up this fluffy dirty dog. Well, actually i did. I barked to let her know of a possible intruder outside our home on Sunday and she brought it in instead. Now, i've gotta share the human's attention with it... it's like i no longer exist!!! *chews toy in mouth* Hellooooo... who's the puppy here?! *goes to corner to sulk*

I overheard them talking and it's a shittttt-zoo??? It was really ugly and messed up when we first saw it & he seemed like he was starved for days... that's so sad... i can't imagine going without food for even a day.. foooood.. mmm... oops, sidetracked. Anyway he's being fattened up with 3 meals a day of yummy canned food while i have to settle for raw meaty bones. Lemme do a poll. Delicious venison & avocado canned food VS tasteless raw chicken necks... which wld u sink ur incisors into? Some JUSTICE people!!!

Anyway he's going off to another home soon since his owner hasn't come forth. We're all still waiting though... unless ur a heartless bastard who threw ur own furkid out! In that case, Twain is better off being pampered by someone else. Oh yeah... L named him after the famous American writer. She has always regretted calling me Max because she says it's so common and provincial. I like my name. Then again, call me whatever u want as long as u gimme food.

crazybitch blogged @ 1:20 am