Apparently i'm gonna fail college. I have a deeply disturbing confession to make - I haven't touched any book or notes at all. 2 papers later, with no substantial knowledge in-store, i'm still not doing myself any favour by idlling around while having a ménage à trois with my TV & computer. Am i bad or am i bad? Anyway with everyone struggling through the exams, i'm sure a source of comfort cum(hehe) motivation has been to plan out for the long break ahead. Yep, bring out that paper and pilot pens to list the things you want to achieve during the vacation (half of which will never be fufilled)!!!

I want to:
get tanner
lose weight
grow taller
stop scratching
get smarter
become less of a bitch
buy a sewing machine
temporarily leave S'pore

See, a lot of the above will not happen but let's keep our twinkies crossed.

By the way did i mention, i love Paris Hilton. TV personality/ model/ singer/ actress/ fashionista/ part-time pornstar... you name it, she's done it. Plus with a cool US$30 million inheritance, it's amazing how she's naughty & nice at the same time. You've heard of Type A personalities... she's like Type C++! The woman is incredibly smart for acting stupid and getting people to buy that! Shrewd. That's why i like her. Of course you can disagree & say she's a slut. But that's ok... i can't say she isn't either.

crazybitch blogged @ 3:05 pm

Friday, April 08, 2005

Fat Is Beyouthefool

Okay I know this blog is turning into extreme superficial posts but I guess we all need a bit of laughs in such dire times and gimme-2-testtickles-elmos ain't doing the trick. Anyway, why should I care... it's My Perogative.


Britney is fuggin' fat white trash. When you see something like this, you know it's time to let yourselves go! Eat-all-you-can buffets, Chocolate-anything, Smokes, Ciggs... Fatkins Fatkins Fatkins!!!

Edit 14th April: Turns out she is/was pregnant. Congrats, another redneck to add to the world. Ok, my bad.

crazybitch blogged @ 3:36 am