Monday, May 22, 2006


Now there's this place they call the Dogrun... a whole load of human companions bring their dogs to this enclosed field where we're allowed to run off leash and play and mingle with our fellow furry friends. It's always a fun time although some mutts can get pretty rough. We do what the humans do in any social setting... we hang out and chill, play games, chit-chat on the lattest mutt gossip & delight ourselves with endless butt-sniffin'!!! ok, humans don't smell each other's asses... not literally at least. My problem though is that sometimes i get into a bad habit of trying to mount a sweet bitch. yes, my balls ain't out yet & i'm barely into adolescence... but it's just all that testosterone pumpin' in MAMA! Anyway, L says it's awfully rude behaviour & i get a slap on my thigh once i attempt such valiant indiscrepancies, which is a real turn-off if u get what i mean... sigh.

here's Terry, the Sheltie and Happy, the Jap Spitz. Incidentally, Skits is a mix of both. Gosh, they sure are pretty breeds... even these studs here look kinda' char bo...

Celebrated Kaiwen's 21st last weekend. Damn, i wanna pack home the smoked salmon... Thanks for spendin so much effort on a great party!

I love my fellow beasts! As funny, beautiful & full of shit as ever. Cheers babes!


Work sucks. I wanna quit, but i can't. I'm gonna recommend they reduce my job to 9-5 with a 4-day workweek. I protest the trauma and unproductive menial tasks they subject me to! It's so depressing I've lost all sense of humour.

Anyway, realised I'm working with a Samsui woman...

Disclaimer: HAHA, seems funny? 98% of the time it's not fun. we have to be insane to maintain our sanity...

crazybitch blogged @ 2:59 am

Monday, May 08, 2006


Haven't had much free time cos of work which just seriously exhausts all my energy. Fuck. i dunno how people do it... work. There is absolutely zero quality of life there. Still, always need to make time for my favourite hunnybuns!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!
It was some retro party. Looked exactly like mambo night. Was a lil under the weather but it was a nice get-together with the gigglies and boy! was kim surprised. As seen from the picture, our gal was nothing short of being the ultimate light of the party! Hope you like the gifts babe, but i can tell ur sis is fast on becoming spongebob's new best fren. enjoy a rawkin' 21st!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUIMIN!
I just love spending time with these lovely ladies. We can not be in contact for a while and then when u throw us together, we just pick up where we left off and then go on to have the most fabulous time ever. Even though we were supposed to be celebrating her bday, i could tell we were grossly deprived of shopping more than anything else. After-work dinner dates? Raise ur hands!! i know u want to-oo-oo. Babe, may all your wishes come true & i know you'd acheive all ur ambitions... :)

In other news: I'm so depressed 'cos i don't get to play with Max so often. My dad actually taught him a new trick. Put a kibble on each paw & make him wait before commanding him to eat it up. So cool! Yet i feel like shit. SIGH.

crazybitch blogged @ 9:57 pm

Monday, May 01, 2006


Over the weekend, L spent a great deal of time with me. It was because she finished her exams (i dun really know what it is, but it makes her curse more & drink coffee). It was great! But i sense some guilt on her part... like she's off to conquer the world & that will leave little time for me... hmm.

Anyway i went over to Ash's place on sat to visit my beloved poochie friends! Skits was supposed to go for training and L said she needed to pick up some tips to control me. Control? She says that I keep pulling on the leash & it's driving her insane. But... but... i am only trying to display my strength! To show everyone that i am a growing boy! L is so stupid. Still she was nice enough to do up something to remember the day by...

*Click to enlarge it (for all u tech-idiots)...


I am starting work almost immediately & I guess I'd see Max less often. SOBS.

They say that dogs can "see things" the human eye can't. This Labour Day, I brought Max to stay overnight at my aunt's place. We took a room and shared a bed. Now, i've let him sleep over in my bedroom before, but this place was different. Anyway, halfway through the night, he woke me up with his sudden barking. Although a little disoriented, I could tell that he was directing his barks towards the door area(or foot of the bed). I tried to look but didn't see anything, yet he continued his aggression and actually started retreating, moving closer to me. I told him to shutup and held him, but he only turned to growling and boy! he was trembling and his fur was on ends! It was like he was trying to tell me that there was an "unwelcomed guest" in the room cos he kept looking towards the corner. SHIT. I was freaked out and began to pray hard. After about what seemed like eternity, Max finally calmed down and laid down to sleep. So tell me, was it because he was unfamilar with the new environment that caused his anxiety or that he saw something supernatural? I don't really wanna know but NO MORE sharing a room alone with dogs for a while...

crazybitch blogged @ 7:38 pm
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