Yes that is me. I happen to think it is a very well-posed shot. L (& if u think it stands for Liza, it does not. It really means Loser... will elaborate later) sometimes calls me Cleopatra. She says it's my kohl-lined eyes and the dandy way i laze around... like a Queen. I think she's just jealous i have prettier eyes. But then i also get called Mickey Mouse, Dumbass, Shithead, Sexy lil thang etc. If I remember accurately, my name is Maximillian, but more often than not I get a spate of vulgarities hurled in my face. Really! This is definitely going to affect my emotional well-being and cause me years of therapy. Sheesh!

Speaking of emotional status... i've noticed that L is quite a sadist. Whenever i try to shower her lavishly with attention, dispensing my precious licks, she ends up all mad and tells me off (something about pipples or mimbles). Then when i'm happily tucked in bed dreaming of bones, she comes along at 2 am to say hi. Look, I mean I know she paid good money for me, but I'm not a whore! (Ok i can be... with the right incentives.) Look at what she did to poor 'ol me... tempting but depriving me. my poor poor soul...

gimme gimme gimme... yummy veal bone!!!

See, she's sucha bloody loser. I still didn't get it in the end. Bitch.

L: That's because he just had his breakfast. -_-