1. my social life has been completely overtaken by him and i have nothing else to write about.
2. it's a stressful period for most of us and moaning about it on my blog really won't help me... or you. might as well talk about nice fuzzy stuff.
3. this blog will bury itself soon if i don't do something!

What this means?

He's gonna do some of the talking ard here. while this might scare off some ppl, it really isn't anything new. I used.. erm i mean i have Piggy, a soft toy who wld engage in long languishing convos with me back in the days b4 Max arrived. yes. don't laugh, we all have needs.

Anyhow it won't start now cos Max has zero materials to begin with and he's a lil illiterate if u can't already tell. but here's a funny thing i'd like to share:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture .)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, and does not speak clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they: eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children. - Author unknown