It has come to my attention that the twiggy is back in fashion! What is it? Here are 5 features of this completely rad trend:

• Clavicles that jut out sharp enough to kill
• Breastbones that appear more obvious than the breasts
• The possible snapping of arms and legs due to bearing of the head's weight
• Eyeballs that progressively potrude with each passing day
• The lack of ANY curves whatsoever for the dress to hang on to

You and I both know there are more crazy qualities which may be derived but let's stop because we need to eat, which incidentally is the case-in-point that is missing! Young hollywood just scares the shit out of me... No one ever stays the same for long. It's weight up down, skins up down, marriages up down yadda yadda. The likes of Kate Bosworth losing that toned bod from Blue Crush to Terri Hatcher's decreasing mass is not a new thing. After all that celebratory claims of vuluptuousness, the truth is "Everyone wants to be thin". Yes, we all love that impossible model frame, and so do the stars. But something's gotta give when one goes from slim to skinny. I wonder if it's the cokeheads they're becoming, or the glucose diets meant for stroke patients, or truly the "loss of babyfat" but the twiggy is not good... nooo... not when you drop 20 pounds in 3 weeks. But who am I to say anything... these people make millions and if they want to disappear(in such unconventional ways), I should shut up.


lindsay, nicole and their new friend lollie (yes she's more famous than paris!)